The person running this site has failed! Failed to put anything on the front-page. Failed to make time to add interesting and failed to realise in code the imaginative wonders dreamed of during idle moments.

Come to think of it, most of the web's like this.

The phrase 'half-assed' comes to mind.

Maybe it's a reflection of the intent of the users of the internet. Maybe everyone should have better things to do than poke around in the dust.

I'd say that it's a friken dessert out here, but that'd be too sweet. There are way too many mis-placed constonants.